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Famine : “Chairs. You’d never find anything animate that would let you sit on it. Pestilence struggles when I try.”
Pestilence: ”Hairbrush. Without them we’d all look like Ke$ha. Imagine. “
The first piece of wisdom you encountered on this tumblr is the title.
NEVER eat anything bigger than your head
This can be taken either of two ways. Both are extremely valid.
Of course if you’re at Toby Carvery go ahead and stuff yourself until you bleed gravy.